The Big Post on Tattoos

Posted by Flabbergastedly on November 16th, 2008

I’ve been saving up for this one for a while and here it is – my collection of what I judge to be noteworthy for one reason or another. (Usually because they’re daft)

There are many pictures to be loaded so please be patient.

There will also be pictures of tattoos, that may offend some people and which are certainly not safe for work. I will put these at the bottom of this post, so those easily offended by human, natural genitalia, may enjoy the pictures of tattoos that do not exhibit any kind of sexuality.

Here goes! Starting with celebrities tattoed on skin.

And now the nerdy tattoos.

Tattoos based on photographs:

Elaborate realistic-3D(ish) Tattoos:

Chairs..:

WTF:


Simplistic:

Modified faces:


My body is not perfect and I have a sense of humour about it:

Tattoos for which I have no words:

Wtf?

Allegedly father and son

The wookie that keeps getting hairier
Huh?

What it is based on
How it turned out. Yay.








I hope this is a joke or spoof!
I hope this is a joke or spoof!

Now. Here is come the NSFW part! Ye be warned.

Leia found the metal bra growing on her
Leia found the metal bra growing on her

Bellybuttons:

Buttocks:

Ass tits

Ring of fire

Vaginas:

Penises:

Click here for an Overview of everything on here!

NSFW, WTF?! 21 Comments

Dalif said,

November 16, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

What people do to themselves. I am speechless. I am… without words!

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ally said,

November 20, 2008 @ 5:07 am

I am amazed at how rubbish some of these tattoos are. Yikes. Very amusing, though…

knails said,

November 21, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

the portal one with the companion cube and the cake need to be under nerdy really

Lev Arris said,

November 21, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

lol! tattoos are the lose.

valdaglerion said,

November 22, 2008 @ 2:40 am

WOw, lots of stuff here taken from The Really Bad Tattoos BLog on Typebrighter. Nice.

Fargin Bastiges said,

November 23, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

Speaking from experience, they’re funny and impressive now but in 20/30 years they’ll just be blobs of color under their skin.

“Can you tell me what your tattoo used to be?”

huballus said,

December 3, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

Ja pierdole … .

JJD said,

December 4, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

I was going to have a tattoo done but then I realised it was cheaper to get a T-shirt printed with “I’m a stupid, vain twat”.

bpareku said,

December 5, 2008 @ 9:49 am

To correct you, valdaglerion? I’ve counted at least eight that I can remember being stolen from bmezine with their watermark edited out.

And JJD? You’ve already clearly displayed being stupid just now with that wonderful little witty comment.

Kate said,

December 7, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

I fail to see why you would want a chair as a tattoo!

x

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therealsaryb said,

January 6, 2009 @ 8:16 pm

Some of the most bizarre I’ve seen in a long time and some of them are so badly drawn its shocking. The bellybutton ones made me feel physically sick, something about them is so, so wrong. And the dolphin on the chair with the bong, vagina on the knee?… words fail me. pig’s note did make me giggle though… Nice post!

blackhands. said,

January 8, 2009 @ 4:18 am

I love these people.
Especially Puff the Magic Dragon.
Not only is that dedication.
That is art.
I bow to them.

funes said,

January 13, 2009 @ 2:15 am

Grosso Mono!
A estos los duermen?!
Do you anesthetize to tattoo the penes, man?

Yeti said,

February 22, 2009 @ 11:06 am

This post should be called “You’ve ruined your skin”

canecutter said,

March 21, 2009 @ 6:58 pm

you should not show such small dicks…….

canecutter said,

March 21, 2009 @ 7:10 pm

more boobs nxt time please!!and less small dicks

justaguy said,

March 29, 2009 @ 8:05 pm

Tats can really be art, but they can also be just plain idiocy. I can not imagine the pain of getting a willie tattooed – nor do I want to.

The Elmer Fudd was kind of funny though.

fred said,

April 2, 2009 @ 7:15 am

The love/lies one is a geek tat. It’s from a game called Portal.

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